“The top agent from NTSF Portland has agreed to extend his visit and lend a helping hand.”
“Portland, Maine or Portland, Oregon?”
“Maine is for pussies.”
“What’s crazy is that I was saying the date was dumb just so other people would think I was cool…but in all honesty that was the best day of my life”
Who’s this dapper little fella? It’s Adam Scott in High Crimes!
Every single time I start to remember how much I love Adam Scott in Parks and Recreation…
I remember how one time, this happened…
“I’d advise guys to take it easy on the vests. And I think be cautious with hats. Be careful because there’s an 80 percent chance that you’re gonna look like a complete idiot. Get a couple of opinions before you walk out that door.”