“The top agent from NTSF Portland has agreed to extend his visit and lend a helping hand.”
“Portland, Maine or Portland, Oregon?”
“Maine is for pussies.”
“What’s crazy is that I was saying the date was dumb just so other people would think I was cool…but in all honesty that was the best day of my life”
So what is it like to stand besides the dashing Jon Hamm (center) in such an unforgiving outfit? “It’s a terrible, terrible feeling,” Scott says. “I thought we would both look the same, and it turns out he looks magnificent and I look like a 4-year-old.”
“You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.”
parks and recreation meme - six characters ~ ben wyatt (2/6)
(Source: gizz-e)
Every single time I start to remember how much I love Adam Scott in Parks and Recreation…
I remember how one time, this happened…
“I’d advise guys to take it easy on the vests. And I think be cautious with hats. Be careful because there’s an 80 percent chance that you’re gonna look like a complete idiot. Get a couple of opinions before you walk out that door.”
(Source: slapmymind)
